When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

RE: Valentine's day

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Pizza wrote:

Has Dexter's grammar always been this bad and I'm just now noticing it, or is that a new thing?

Her spelling and grammar have always been pretty terrible.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

Awkward Smile wrote:

When is the wedding?

april of next year

Awkward Smile wrote:

katamari is the best thing since tetris

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

sEHZ so drnuk on the internte.

I write fast and I don't care to double check my work when I'm just on a message board.

Also - I tend to type better when drunk because I stop and think about what I'm writing instead of just writing it.

And - I look better in a bubble bathing suit. You're just jealous.

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

I bought Jason's Valentine's Day present today.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Is it sex?

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

I'm thinking if it's sex and she bought it that it must be sex in the form of a threesome. Score for Jason!

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

Jason has a twin sized bed. A threesome would be awful.

No, I did not buy him sex.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

sex doesn't always have to be on a bed. I think a couch would be better for 3 way action or a California king.

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

Well whatever. Not happening.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Twin size can work, if the guy lays down and one girl's on top of him and the other is sitting on his face and then the two girls make out.
Like in porn.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

I think Awkward is hinting at what they want for Valentines day.

-- Edited by Dexter at 06:51, 2009-02-08

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Yeah, what does HE want?

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Uh, do not want.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Come on MAN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT DUDE.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

man, come on dude.

Pinkafro · Senior Member

boy is a chef so we're going to have a valentines meal some other time... but on sat he finishes at 11ish and we're going to this cool comedy club thats got comedy bits and cabaret type things amongst other areas to drink and dance and stuff it sounds fun.. and doesnt start til 11 so we wont miss much :)

seriously though, what the hell ARE girls meant to get guys for valentines day.. guys complain that its a girly holiday where theyre expected to get stuff, but at least flowers, chocolate, champagne, jewelery and perfume are all easy to get. I've just had Christmas and then his birthday in January, and am now all out of ideas.

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

I feel your pain, Pinkafro. Jason's birthday is in January too. He always says "you don't have to get me anything."

Well duh. But I want to.

Jason · Only in cartoons

If you brought me another woman to have sex with us, I would think it's a trap.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Last night at the market steak was on sale again for a ridiculously low price (1.79 a pound - less than ground beef!), so instead of going out for a steak dinner using our gift cards, we've decided to have dinner at home on Valentines day.