A thread for bad jokes

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

RE: A thread for bad jokes

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

HAHAHAha..

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Why thank you. But seriously, that joke is terrible.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

It amused me.

Buddy.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

why cant mint jelly ever settle down?

Spoiler: it's always on the lamb

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

what concert costs 45 cents?

Spoiler: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

pumpkinpjs wrote:
what concert costs 45 cents?

Spoiler
50 Cent featuring Nickelback

I hurt myself groaning and laughing at the same time.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

ha! that was my intention.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

why did the hipster burn his mouth on his pizza?

Spoiler: he ate it before it was cool

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

HAHA.

I love lame jokes.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

damn straight

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/

Jason · Only in cartoons

But those are utterly unamusing.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Jason wrote:
But those are utterly unamusing.

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/36967727352/mr-stu

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that a child devising the perfect political system was "unamusing."

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

You guys should fight.
WHITE GUY FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Jason · Only in cartoons

Speaking of white guy fights, I was at a pizzeria this past weekend around 3am. It was a ****show. When I walked in, several people were passed out hunched over tables. When I was toward the front of the line, some kind of brawl broke out, with about a eight or ten people involved. Some guy got punched in the face and bled all over the front counter (and someone's pizza slice), and another was thrown over a table before someone jumped on top of him and repeated bashed his face into the floor. The gentleman on the floor was choking up blood while staring blankly at the ceiling when I last looked at him.

I got the impression from the lack of surprise or alarm on the faces of the employees that this pizzeria is used to such violence. I promptly left, not wanting to wait for them to clean up all the blood before getting my calzone.

So yeah, white guy fight.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

It's like reverse Do the Right Thing. Did it start because the black owner of the pizza place smashed the white customer's acoustic guitar?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Or cut off his ponytail?

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

Pizza wrote:
It's like reverse Do the Right Thing. Did it start because the black owner of the pizza place smashed the white customer's acoustic guitar?

It's too soon for jokes, Radio Roger died that night.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Motherfuck a window. Spotify Stephen is dead.

-- Edited by john31584 on Wednesday 5th of December 2012 06:23:51 PM