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pumpkinpjs


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-2 months later-

HIP HIP!

HIP HIP!

HIP HIP!

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Why do mexicans eat tamales on Christmas?

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Here I've got one for you John, just so your little feelings aren't hurt.

Why don't shrimp give to charity?

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THAT WAS A BAD ONE!

HOORAY!

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Earth, what a planet! On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam. On my planet, clams enjoy eating tasty you!


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This doesn't really work typed out.

KNOCK KNOCK

Who's there?

SMELL MOP

Smell mop who? (it sounds like Smell Mah Poo)




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John31584 walks into a bar and the bartender says 'We don't want your kind in here'
John asks "My kind? What do you mean?"
The bartender says....
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-- Edited by Ozpunker on Friday 28th of May 2010 01:14:23 PM

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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AND A FOLLOW UP

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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I MADE THAT ONE UP ALL BY MYSELF.



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a buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

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where does the general keep his armies?

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A Jewish kid goes up to his dad, and says that he needs to borrow fifty dollars.

The dad says "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"

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Do you know what the number 1 cause of pedophilia is?

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A guy is applying for a job to be a guard on a state prison's death row.

During the interview, the warden looks at his resume and says "I see you have experience working at an animal shelter, euthanizing animals. Why the change in jobs?"

The applicant replies "I want to work with people"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

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Stopped clicking after 3.

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You just need to click it two more times.

Or I could give you the answer,



























The Holocaust.

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I know that the jokes in this topic are supposed to be lame, but somehow Dexter posting in it just sucks the fun right out of it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

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