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Pizza


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THE SUN IS VERY FAR AWAY... BUT I'M HOT!

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What do you call a snail that goes on a boat?

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My nephew called me to tell me that joke.

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Your nephew sounds like he's a pretty cool cat.

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You are absolutely correct John, that kid is a straight pimp.

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Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

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-- Edited by Pizza on Saturday 16th of May 2009 04:55:22 PM

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HAHAHAHAA OH PIZZA

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This is a thread for BAD jokes, Pizza. Not the best jokes ever.

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touche

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i need more bad jokes, IM TRYIN TO WOO SOMEONE HERE

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What do tupperware and a walrus have in common?

THEY'RE BOTH LOOKING FOR A TIGHT SEAL ZING!

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john31584 wrote:

What's red and smells like blue paint?

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

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Two snare drums and cymbal fall off a cliff



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the following don't fit the format of the thread, as they are good jokes, but here goes anyway:


farrah fawcett died and went to heaven.  to reward her for her good life, god granted her one wish.  so she said, "i want all the children of the world to be safe."
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when he died, michael jackson was mostly plastic.
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Pizza


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Yeah some jerk texted that to me too.

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WHY CANT I RATE THIS TOPIC!??! THIS UPSETS ME SO FOR I ENJOY THIS TOPIC GREATLY

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I do tend to make good topics, yes.

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Three cheers for John, who is pulling his weight in keeping the board alive.

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I can rate it just fine. I rated the shit out of this topic.

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