A thread for bad jokes

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

RE: A thread for bad jokes

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

You lost me.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

what do you call a woman with no arms and one leg?

Spoiler: peg

-- Edited by MATHSEX at 05:13, 2008-12-17

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

What's brown, smelly, and floats in space?

Spoiler: Captain's log.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

john31584 wrote:

You lost me.

31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

MATHSEX wrote:

john31584 wrote:

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Spoiler
Right where you left it, probably

what do you call a woman with no arms and one leg?

Spoiler
peg

Multiple spoilers in a single post won't work, but I just realized that by quoting you, I can see the punchline.

Also, here's another terrible joke: Activeboard

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Why is the archeologist depressed?

Spoiler: His career is in ruins

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

weak

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

duh

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Hey, that's the point of the thread.

What do you get when you mix lemon juice, sugar, water, and cement mix?

Spoiler: Hard lemonade.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Why did god make homosexuality a sin?

Spoiler: He thought it would be a turn on for his boyfriend.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

This one kind of only works in person.

You: do you know the difference between a penis and a loaf of bread?

The listener: No, what is it?

You: Ugh...remind me to never send you out for bread.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic 6-year-old girl with cancer get for Christmas?

Spoiler: AIDS

Ozpunker · Senior Member

what's green and has wheels?

Spoiler: Grass....

I lied about the wheels.

Ozpunker · Senior Member

This one only works in person.

You: What do you call nuts on a chest?

Listener: dunno

You: Chestnuts
You: what do you call nuts on a wall?

Listener: Walnuts

You: What do you call nuts on a chin?

Listener: Chin-nuts?

You: A mouth full of c0ck!

Ozpunker · Senior Member

the first joke reminded me of this.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife?

Spoiler: Wipes his ass.

edit: I forgot the actual wording of it.

-- Edited by Ozpunker at 08:55, 2008-12-20

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

2 cannibals are sitting around a fire, eating stew. The first cannibal says "your wife makes a great stew." The second cannibal replies "yeah, but I'm sure gonna miss her."

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

A legal question:

Spoiler: Is this a monumental error, or statutory rape?

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

Ozpunker wrote:

This one only works in person.

You: What do you call nuts on a chest?

Listener: dunno

You: Chestnuts
You: what do you call nuts on a wall?

Listener: Walnuts

You: What do you call nuts on a chin?

Listener: Chin-nuts?

You: A mouth full of c0ck!

the chronic3d

right as i was about to post this comment, the guy on the tv said "a refinery in compton, california"

true story

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

john31584 wrote:

A legal question:

Spoiler

Is this a monumental error, or statutory rape?

somebody help me think of a zinger