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I have the worst friends.


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Did they throw you down a well?

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Close enough. Snowiest night of the year, two of them ****ing drive off without me. I figure they're joking around and are rounding the block to come back. I sit out in 5 degree weather waiting for the ****suckers with another friend and they don't come back after 30 minutes of waiting in the street.
Luckily we were at my friend's apartment (I call him friend, but our friendship is coincidental and the connection between us just drove off). So, around 4 AM I call to see if he went home. He hadn't and when his parents picked up, I just hung up. His mother calls back 20 minutes later crying and asking where he is. I tell her I don't know and I'm sure he is fine.
Around 5AM, I goto sleep on other friend's couch. Wake up at 9 and check my voice mail. The ****sucker is at my house, my ****ing house. I tell him I'm going to cut his balls off, he comes down to town and picks me up. We drive home, and I just laugh at him because he is more ****ed when he has to go home and face parents who didn't get any sleep the night before, worrying he was dead.

What the **** is wrong with white people?

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

What the **** is wrong with white people?


 Lots.



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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:
and I just laugh at him because he is more ****ed when he has to go home and face parents who didn't get any sleep the night before, worrying he was dead.


 Is this guy in ninth grade?



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Might as well be.

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When you said he was at your house does that mean that he slept at your place or he was just there that morning?
I'd be mighty pissed off if one of my friend's went and crashed at my place without me there.... Especially if they drove off and left me somewhere... Also.. Why did they drive off without you?

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1. He slept there until like 9, which is the main reason why I'm pissed.
2. He drove off without me cause he thinks he is ****ing funny.

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I'm tempted to say this guy is not your friend.

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you should train a pony to bite off his dick

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