When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Andy001 · Spaghetti

RE: Our lives are ruined

Ozpunker · Senior Member

"After I masturbate I become aggressive to my partner and often this leads me to destructive and negative actions. I am the cause of this, since after masturbating I become more anxious and nervous."

"Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner"

My girlfriend gave me a handjob the other night... Does that mean that it's her fault that I'm aggressive to her?

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

yes, but if it went down that way, she deserves the beating for giving you yours.

-- Edited by MorisUkunRasik at 05:47, 2008-12-05

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

And here I thought masturbation was a healthy thing to do, helped relationships, and helped keep teens away from STD's.

I might write the author a letter that says:

"I told my 15 year old not to masturbate because it would give him long term problems in life so he went out and had sex instead and got aids. Thanks."

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

It's happening!

Man dies in Bonn porn video booth

Published: 5 Dec 08 09:56 CET

A German man has been found dead in a pornography video booth at a Bonn Beate Uhse sex shop, Cologne daily Express reported on Friday.

Apparently "plump boobs and hot thighs" were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer's heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said.

A staff member became suspicious when there was no sign of movement in the cabin long after the man's time was up. She reportedly knocked on the door and unlocked the booth from the outside and was shocked to find the "porn fan" dead in the chair, the paper reported.

A call to emergency services came too late to help the man. Though authorities suspect he died of a heart attack, the doctor on the scene could not determine the cause of death at the time, and the corpse was handed over to police.

"Investigations so far have not brought up any evidence that a third party might have been involved," police spokesperson Christian Gräßler told the paper.

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20081205-15927.html

-- Edited by Awkward Smile at 23:27, 2008-12-05

Jason · Only in cartoons

WE DIDN'T LISTEN.