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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Our lives are ruined


ITS TRUE

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Zinc Saucier

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I ruined my life this very morning!

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"After masturbation I feel exhausted , like I have lost my strength. I understand that this is not a positive situation, and I want to do something to overcome it."



BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Theres a bunch of ruin in my sock.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Masturbation destroys your health
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You waste your valuable time on masturbation
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Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)
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Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner
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Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority complex)
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Prevents you from having better sex with your partner
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Creates a negative psychology that can affect your business life
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Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)


The only one that has any basis is the ruined marriage, but normally if your husband is watching loads of porn, that is a sign of a problem in the relationship itself. People are stupid.

I hope this is a joke.

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Zinc Saucier

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The shattered remains of my ruined life fill my dirty clothes hamper.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Don't forget your masturbation destroys millions of potential lives every time you beat it.

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Zinc Saucier

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You will eventually starve to death because you spend so much time masturbating that you forget to eat.

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You will not be able to open your door and get out of the house because your hand will be so tired from masturbation!

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Zinc Saucier

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And you won't even want to anyway because you'll be so busy masturbating!

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I don't think anyone is arguing that a person is healthy who spends "most of [his/her] ... time watching pornographic content and then masturbating."

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Oi vey.

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Yeah, but the thesis seems to be "everyone who masturbates spends all their time masturbating and does nothing else"

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You won't have time to go out and slaughter little children (since the porn warped your mind) because you'll be too busy masturbating!

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Zinc Saucier

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In the 2-5 minutes you just wasted masturbating, you could have worked on your homework, invented a longer lasting light bulb, written the great American novel, or cured cancer!

You feel pretty bad now, don't you?

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Maybe if this book teaches me how to minimize my masturbation time I'd read it.

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Zinc Saucier

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No time to read this book, I'm masturbating!

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Someone should send in a request like that. "Hello, I would like to read your wonderful book, but I can't find the time to pay for it because I'm masturbating. In fact, I don't know how I typed this up.

Thank y...
*Masturbate*"

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This is why I don't masturbate

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