All I saw was Ice Cube in court Paying a gang on child support Then I thought deep about giving up the money What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
It's not the east or the west side. No its not It's not the north or the south side. No its not It's the Dark side. You are correct. Keep frontin' of the Empire, So all you vader haters out there, go blow your planet up! What is thy bidding my master? It's a disaster Skywalker we're after. What if he could be turned to the dark side... Yes, hed be a powerful ally, another dark jedi. He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar) We got deathstar (DeathStar) We got deathstar (DeathStar) We got deathstar (DeathStar) We got deathstar (Deathstar) We got deathstar (Deathstar) We got deathstar (Deathstar) We got deathstar (Deathstar) And you know that we got it (Deathstar) And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
Fades...
Uncle Owen:
Luke, getcho ass over here right now, Stop monkeying 'round that landspeeder, Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?, Did you clean your room?
Luke:
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation I cleaned the droids Can I go to tashi station I got a lay away on a power converter But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder Obi Wan (Ben): Luke use the force and run Run to dagobah run to dagobah Luke use the force and run Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Yoda:
I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier I'll mold ya and fold ya I though I told ya Don't be unwise Judge me not by my size You won't believe your eyes Once the X wing rise
Luke:
Yoda why you bein' a playa hata You know that I must still confront Lord Vader
Yoda:
But Luke, Not ready are you
Luke:
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew A Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do So now Vader, I'm coming for you
Vader:
Impressive now release your anger You must have sensed what your friends are in danger
-- That's right R2, gonna set a new course, we're going to Cloud City (ahhh) That's mighty good gin and tonic, why don't ya fix me up another? Thing's are bout to get ugly
Luke:
OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand
Vader:
Its imperative you understand Obi Wan would never bother Telling you about your father
Luke:
He told me enough - he told me you killed him
Vader:
Then there's something I must reveal him
I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father
Uncle Owen:
Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
I'LL TAKE YO MUTHA****IN' ASS TO A CHICKEN FIGHT AND IF YOU GET COLD, YOU GON' SNEEZE CAUSE I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU MY COAT, SO I CAN FREEZE PEOPLE SAY MY MANNERS ARE MINIMUM I'M FROM THE GHETTO, HO I'M NOT A MUTHA****IN' GENTLEMAN
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