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john31584


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Kids love playing video games.
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But what if we told you that sexual predators do too?

That is a quality lead to a news story. From that lead, you know this is going to contain some hard-hitting investigative journalism.

"Did you know many of the video gaming systems on the market today, maybe the same systems in your home, allow predators to communicate directly with your child? We looked into this potentially dangerous practice and what you can do to keep your kids safe."

My god, tell me more!

"Bradley Jensen works for Microsoft, the company that invented the Xbox. "Whether its on the Xbox or anything else, anytime that you have contact with the internet, anything going out, you need to apply security to it," Jensen said."

The company that invented the Xbox



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"An innocent game could quickly turn dangerous, with no obvious indications until the predators have already begun preying while playing."

HE MAY BE RAPING YOUR CHILD THROUGH THE INTERTUBES AT THIS VERY MOMENT!

The only sensible course of action is to burn all of your child's game consoles while quoting Bible verses.

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Sounds reasonable.

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john31584


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Kids love to eat food.

But what if we told you that sexual predators do, too?

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Well, not "food" so much. Sexual predators feed on your child's innocence.

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Also, I like how they mentioned the Wii.

The online functionality on that thing is so retarded that even the most committed pedophile would get frustrated after an hour of trying to set up a game and just take his van down to the playground.

Besides, I thought only middle-aged housewives and drunken sorority girls played the Wii these days.

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I played my smash bros online as well as super strikers. One time was enough.

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john31584 wrote:

Also, I like how they mentioned the Wii.

The online functionality on that thing is so retarded that even the most committed pedophile would get frustrated after an hour of trying to set up a game and just take his van down to the playground.

Besides, I thought only middle-aged housewives and drunken sorority girls played the Wii these days.


All these reports about the dangers of video games are done by people who have never played a video game in their life.

 



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john31584


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Well, duh.

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member the mass effect alien sex fiasco? That was a good one.

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Not quite the exact bit I was looking for, but
[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NesjvRihbEg]

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