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john31584


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Pizza wrote:

When I read your post at first I thought there was going to be some sort of relevance to the thread with Mario not being able to shoot fireballs and that being a metaphor for disappointing penises.


It could be.

Perhaps it was my pre-pubescent subconscious trying to deal with my latent feelings of impotence.

A goomba laughs at Mario as he is unable to shoot a fireball, Mario swears that this has never happened before, the goomba is like "no...don't worry...it..um..happens to a lot of guys? Anyway, I'm gonna get out of here. I'll call you."

BUT THE GOOMBA NEVER CALLS.


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MATHSEX


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i like how the guys with slightly smaller-than-average penises bothered to show up, as if they were unaware of what a micropenis is

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Slightly smaller than average?

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DEATHPIGGIE


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I believe he was referring to the third or fourth guy that the gay guy hit on. He was kind of just averagely small, at least in a flaccid state.

To the men: is your dick as big flaccid as it is hard? Is there a significant growth? I notice some guys are pretty damn hung when hard, and basically it just lifts up when hard. I, on the other hand, grow rather substantially when getting wood.

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Pizza


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My penis goes from stud to superstud when it gets hard.

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Pizza


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We sure are talking a lot about penises lately.

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Jason


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I don't think I'm going to answer your penis questions. Thanks, though.

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Pizza wrote:

My penis goes from stud to superstud when it gets hard.


HAHAHA



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Ozpunker


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Mine grows heaps... When it's been cold I've had it shrink to microscopic proportions..... But when it's hard.... Dinosauric proportions.

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john31584


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When hard, I guess I'm about average, certainly not "dinosauric". It's never been laughed at, which is encouraging.

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I'm pretty sure that I'm average. I hate it when girls comment on it saying that it's larger than average to try and make you feel better about yourself. Makes me start to wonder what else they are making up.

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