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DEATHPIGGIE


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Not exactly a **** block, but I was seconds away from kissing a girl tonight when my friend ran down and sat on the couch.  I laughed it off, but I think I might kill him in his sleep.

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MorisUkunRasik


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this world wasn't built on 'mights's boy! You best kill that "friend".

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DEATHPIGGIE


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How do you do it, Moris? How do you abandon all your convictions and emotions to kill a man?

Teach me, Hispanic.

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Pizza


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HERE IS SOMETHING YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND
HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN


OH GOD WHY

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MorisUkunRasik


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when your hands are wrapped around his neck and you're jamming your thumbs into his windpipe, tell him "You know what you did!" and start crying. Follow that up with "She was just a little girl!" and then release your hands right before he passes out. This way he might kill himself. Assuming all of your friends have repressed memories of sexually abusing small children.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

NOT FROM PIZZA FOR SURE.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

when your hands are wrapped around his neck and you're jamming your thumbs into his windpipe, tell him "You know what you did!" and start crying. Follow that up with "She was just a little girl!" and then release your hands right before he passes out. This way he might kill himself. Assuming all of your friends have repressed memories of sexually abusing small children.



We all have experiences with raping children, but none of us ever felt much guilt.



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MorisUkunRasik


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then simply man up and beat him to death, I can't solve all of your problems piggie, god!

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

NOT FROM PIZZA FOR SURE.


I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

 



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You guys are adorable.

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Pizza


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TEE-HEE

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Awkward Smile wrote:

You guys are sick fvcks.






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Jason


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If you got close to kissing her once, you can get close to kissing her again.

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you must masturbate onto his face

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DEATHPIGGIE


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Gorilla mask.

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Pizza


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HOMO.

You only do that if you kill him first. It's not gay if he's dead.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

MorisUkunRasik wrote:

when your hands are wrapped around his neck and you're jamming your thumbs into his windpipe, tell him "You know what you did!" and start crying. Follow that up with "She was just a little girl!" and then release your hands right before he passes out. This way he might kill himself. Assuming all of your friends have repressed memories of sexually abusing small children.



We all have experiences with raping children, but none of us ever felt much guilt.





Why would we feel guilt? They were only kids. Plus, It was their fault anyways..... Well that's what I make them believe.

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Child abuse - comedy gold since whenever it got invented.

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My current msn name and display pic is Pedo Bear.

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