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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY


HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIZZA




They're brownies, because you hate cake.

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Worst Poster of Always

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That sucks. I just made him like, the biggest cake ever. I guess he doesn't get it now.



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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
**** you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.
**** you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say.

For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

alone on my Birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom didn't have an abortion,
Or my birthday wouldn't be today.
But I guess it's my good fortune,
my birthday's today. Okay.

For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me!
Oh well, Happy Birthday to me,
I can't believe you forgot my birthday
it's my birthday and you're wrecking it
now it's just like any other day
you didn't do what I say

How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature
**** you for forgetting my birthday
you didn't do what I say today

24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

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World's Strongest Millionaire

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Go robot it's your birthday
go robot it's your birthday

You're one year older
one year wiser
rock 'n' roll star
king, czar, and a kaiser

a room full of friends
a mouth full of cake
every present is for you
and it feels pretty great

you're the man of the hour
the v.i.p
you get the first slice
of the p-i-e

but first blow out the candles
and make a wish
then put a smile on
'cause its your birthday bitch!

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"Moris should be here soon to rub it in my face..." -Pizza


Spaghetti

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Birthday salutations if it's not passed already.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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OH MAH GOD I GOT A BIRTHDAY TOPIC.

EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T REPLY IN HERE IS BANNED.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Also, Moris wins the birthday song competition, Dave. I also would've accepted "Pizza it's your birthday, happy birthday Pizza"

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