You guys just don't get it. Something something science rules.
you said it, MATHsex.
plus interns don't get to do badass stuff like deck-swabbing. we're stuck behind computers. sure, we have access to anywhere that isn't locked, high-radiation areas, but we don't get to man the swiffers
actually, since inertia is the resistance to a change in a body's momentum, momentum would be regulated less (and be allowed to be far more momentous) if inertia were not there