Tomorrow is my 25th birthday, but I am not planning on turning 25. I think I shall turn 21 again instead. So here's to my fourth 21st birthday! Everyone should do as I do and join the fight against aging...aging is bad. 25 is a useless age anyway. I only plan on turning the important ages - I turned 18 because I was legally able to do a lot of things, I turned 21 so I could drink, I shall turn 35 so I can run for president, and I shall turn 65 (or 70 depending on if the social security laws are changed) so I can collect my damn money from the state. I shall never be another age.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
Yes. You must be a native born citizen, 35 years of age, and you must have lived in the united states for seven consecutive years to run for president. That's all.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
My stepmom swears that she's 29. On any document that isn't for the government she writes that she's 29. She's been saying this since I was so young that I actually don't know how old she really is- somewhere between 43 and 49. It's really pathetic. My dad is about to turn 50 and she will continue to say that she is 29. She has agreed to turn 30 the year before I turn 29. Don't become this, Dexter.