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Dexter


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Tomorrow is my 25th birthday, but I am not planning on turning 25. I think I shall turn 21 again instead. So here's to my fourth 21st birthday! Everyone should do as I do and join the fight against aging...aging is bad. 25 is a useless age anyway. I only plan on turning the important ages - I turned 18 because I was legally able to do a lot of things, I turned 21 so I could drink, I shall turn 35 so I can run for president, and I shall turn 65 (or 70 depending on if the social security laws are changed) so I can collect my damn money from the state. I shall never be another age.

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Jason


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If technology keeps advancing, our generation will likely live to 120 years or more. Twenty-five years is nothing.

-- Edited by Jason at 01:54, 2008-09-27

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Dexter


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I'd still rather be 21 for the fourth time.

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Self-delusion is not an effective way to achieve well-being.

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Dexter


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I know what age I am - I'm not delusional. I just don't like to celebrate it.

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weh weh weh

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21 or 25: you'll always be annoying.

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I'd rather be annoying than deathpiggy.

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Dexter wrote:

I'd rather be more annoying than deathpiggie.



 



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DEATHPIGGIE


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SPELL THAT **** RIGHT.

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Dexter


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waht aer yuo tlaknig aobut sepllnig fro?

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you have to be 35 to run for president?

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Dexter


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Yes. You must be a native born citizen, 35 years of age, and you must have lived in the united states for seven consecutive years to run for president. That's all.

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And you can't have been convicted of a felony.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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I'll bet Obama drank out of a white man's water fountain. Isn't that a felony?

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Misdemeanor because he's only half black.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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You can't go full negro.

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cheeselover


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My stepmom swears that she's 29. On any document that isn't for the government she writes that she's 29. She's been saying this since I was so young that I actually don't know how old she really is- somewhere between 43 and 49. It's really pathetic. My dad is about to turn 50 and she will continue to say that she is 29. She has agreed to turn 30 the year before I turn 29. Don't become this, Dexter.

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Also, I'm pretty sure that admitting to experimenting with cocaine and marijuana is a bigger deal than drinking out of a damn water fountain.

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Cheeselover: getter of jokes.

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