America, this is Bibble. Bibble is a space creature that lives very far away in a galaxy called Nebulon 5. And he is solely responsible for the wave of technology we've seen over the last few decades. Cell phones, pagers, playstation 1 & 2, you might think it was the Japanese who were responsible, but anyone in the know, knows that it was Bibble, fo shizzle, and all by Bibble, because only Bibble can keep it so real.
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