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Philosophers: How They Died


Aquinas: Last causes
Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Hegel: Gave up the Geist
Heidegger: Not being in time
Heisenberg: Uncertain causes
Heraclitus: Fell in the same river twice
Kant: Found the means to his own end
Plato: Caved in

And many more
http://people.pwf.cam.ac.uk/dhm11/DeathsMP.html

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This is the best thing ever.

Hume: Committed to the flames.
Leibniz: Monadnucleosis
Locke: No idea
Quine: Became a free variable
Rousseau: Contract job
Smart: Dematerialised
Spinoza: Substance abuse
Turing: Failed his own test


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I don't get the Hume one, and I don't know who Turing or Smart are.

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Nietzsche: Overpowered himself
Ockham: Shaved beyond necessity
Dawkins: Suicidal genes
Descartes: Stopped thinking
Galileo: Stopped moving.

-- Edited by DEATHPIGGIE at 16:55, 2008-09-13

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

I don't get the Hume one, and I don't know who Turing or Smart are.




Hume said if a claim is neither analytic nor confirmed by experience, then we should "commit it to the flames."

Alan Turing was a logician who is credited with starting computer science.  He led a pretty interesting life that was cut short by an apparent suicide (look him up).  But anyway, the Turing test is a test to prove that a machine is intelligent.  Basically, you have a human subject engaged in two conversations, one with a machine and one with another human.  If the subject cannot distinguish between the machine conversation and the human conversation, then Turing believed we could say that machine has AI.

J.J.C. Smart was a philosopher who famously defended in the 1970s reductive physicalism, claiming that any sensation could be identified with a neurological state.  Thus, he was a materialist (in the philosophical sense).  He currently works at a university in Australia (I forget which one).



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Yickie Materialists.

Freud: Slipped.
Skinner, BF: Bad behavior.

-- Edited by DEATHPIGGIE at 17:08, 2008-09-13

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ALL PHILOSOPHERS: DIED FROM MALNUTRITION AFTER THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO FEED THEMSELVES ANY LONGER

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Bertrand Russell was a poor mofo.

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It's so difficult to see people suffer from starvation...

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Locke might need a hamburger.



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Hume looks so jolly. I want to go and play some billiards with him.

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Be careful one of the billiard balls doesn't rocket into space when you lightly tap it.

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