DADDY, DADDY YOU'RE BACK FROM YOU'RE BUSINESS TRIP! AND YOU'RE SOBER! MOMMY MOVED TO THE CITY WITH MOMMY'S FRIEND JERRY, AND HE TRIED TO HIT ME DADDY, NOT LIKE YOU THOUGH, IN AN EXTRA MEAN WAY!
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