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http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/weakling_president_asks?utm_source=b-section


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Three Dozen Confirmed (blank) In Power Plant (blank)

Edit: MY NAME IS ACTIVEBOARD AND I CAN'T HANDLE BRACKETS!


-- Edited by john31584 on Thursday 23rd of July 2009 12:02:39 AM

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It looks like the Chinese got in a little bit over their heads when they bought The Onion.

U.S. Hunger For Fish Byproducts Not As Strong As First Imagined

Why Did No One Inform Us Of The Imminent Death Of The American Newspaper Industry?

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Don't be a faggot. Don't smoke.

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But that doesn't explain how I successfully quit smoking.

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Love the ending.

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I loved Hilary being thrown from a plane!

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Under the "do not terrorize" law, any terrorist that terrorizes someone on the list is subject to up to $500 in statutory damages!

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The Onion isn't funny very often. It's almost become like SNL.

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This just left me wanting to read the adult Time Magazine...  Siiiighhh....


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BWAAHAHAHAHA

That was the best thing I've seen all day.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-cool-his-heels-in-mexico-for-a-while,17996/

I love the fictional version of Joe Biden that The Onion has created.

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'Romney Murdered JonBenet Ramsey,' New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges



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PROVE THAT HE DIDN'T

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Completely Unrealistic TV Character Has Complex, Multifaceted Personality



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The Onion Film Standard is the best thing the Onion has done in years.

Jaws.

Wizard of Oz.



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http://www.theonion.com/video/story-of-small-businessman-struggling-under-obama,34037/

 

In the end, Breaking Bad really was all about Obama.



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