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-- Edited by Jason on Wednesday 10th of June 2009 10:15:09 PM

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By 2025, American children will be too obese to ride hoverboards.

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Wrong thread.

-- Edited by john31584 on Wednesday 10th of June 2009 11:33:01 PM

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Not slapping your children in public, not calling your waitress a cunt.

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New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free

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US to Trade Gold Reserves for Cash Through cash4gold.com




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Best part of this video is the scrolling news feed at the bottom:

"Trojan introduces new 'his pleasure' condom that disintegrates upon vaginal contact"


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New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most

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Sure, I'm the only one posting in this topic, but it still deserves to be known.

This is late coming, but brilliantly hilarious nonetheless:



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Too bad. That would have been sweet.

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Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa




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Has anyone seen the Onion Atlas, "Our Dumb World"? The section on Africa is so distasteful it's almost not even funny (almost).

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This week's issue is hilarious.

Apparently, The Onion has been bought out by a Chinese conglomerate. They went all out, too, going with the theme in their video and radio news.

A few choice examples of the stories:

Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families

Yao Ming!

China Strong

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Clear American Sky A Constant Reminder Of Industrial Inferiority

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Truly the finest news source (and salvage fishery).

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Good news!

Internet adds 12th Website!

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Bad news!



"Grandchildren, sources confirmed, should do what they are told."


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