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Jason · Only in cartoons

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DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Jason · Only in cartoons

You can't put a bucket over a pig's head -- it'll just make him skittish!!!

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I gotta tax plan. YA WANNA HEAR IT?

* spits *

SlashXLA · Senior Member

Too bad that wasn't real, because I want him to be my president.

-- Edited by SlashXLA at 01:13, 2008-10-02

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I'm voting for a man I can imagine drowning a bag of cats.

Jason · Only in cartoons

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I posted that in another thread, Jason.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Oh, and it's hilarious.

Jason · Only in cartoons

You post too much for me to see them all!

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

WEH WEH WEH AIN'T YOU READ MY TOPICS?

Andy001 · Spaghetti

War Experience: Spanish-American War.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Energy policy: use immigrants

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

POSTULATING THE TRIVIALITY OF COACH DEL RIO'S EXISTENCE?!

Jason · Only in cartoons

Quit pondering the consequence of being in a universe governed by chaos and just play some football!

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Jason wrote:

Quit pondering the consequence of being in a universe governed by chaos and just play some football!

If I ever write a book on philosophy, that will be the title.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Jason · Only in cartoons

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

That is ****ing brilliant.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

All the Candidate Profiles are pretty funny.

They even have one for Joad Cressbeckler.

http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/cressbeckler