THE HAPPY SUNSHINE JOY TOPIC/BIRD HATREDY/BIG PENIS CLUB/JOHN31584'S FAAAAABULOUS NEW APARTMENT

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

RE: THE HAPPY SUNSHINE JOY TOPIC

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

WOOHOO I HAVE THE DAY OFF

-- Edited by Pizza at 18:30, 2008-09-15

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAYS IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

LA LA LA DEEDLE DEE DEE DOODLEY DOO

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

The shoes I ordered came in the mail today!

zoomisdead · He's totally dead.

I can't buy shoes mailorder because my left foot is smaller than my right and I have to work out a size swap, or find a pair that's not uncomortable for both feet.

either that or just swap the shoes around when no one's looking, which I have done to the more assholish salespeople.

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

Shoes fit me better if I special order them because my feet are really narrow.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

What kinda shoes did you get?

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

Sperry topsider "sandpiper skim tie black patent" shoes.

Basically some really preppy looking black flats. But whatever...I like them.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I GOT A NEW BIKE I DON'T HAVE TO WALK EVERYWHERE LIKE AN IDIOT ANYMORE WOOOO

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

HAAAAH YOU THINK IT'S A SCHWINN

Jason · Only in cartoons

Now you can bike everywhere like an idiot.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

JASON!
Don't be mean.

Jason · Only in cartoons

I was just picking up on his grammatical ambiguity.

"I DON'T HAVE TO WALK EVERYWHERE LIKE AN IDIOT" =>

"I don't have to walk everywhere like an idiot would walk."

OR

"I don't have to walk everywhere, which is an act performed chiefly by idiots."

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Cyclists here act like idiots. They always bitch and moan about cars hogging the road, when in reality, it's the cyclists who are weaving in and out of traffic, darting onto the road from between parked cars, and flagrantly disobeying the rules of the road.

I'd wager that in at least 80% of accidents involving a car and a bike, the cyclist is at fault.

Jason · Only in cartoons

Cyclists need to learn how to ride...

Around here, they'll ride on the wrong side of the road, disregard all traffic signals and stop signs, and act as though they constantly have the right of way. They can get away with that crap in a suburban setting, but in an urban environment, I imagine they'd get seriously hurt in a matter of days.

Andy001 · Spaghetti

I finally found a new flat - it's in an old townhouse that's been converted into four apartments, in a very nice part of the south side of the city. For some reason it's slightly cheaper than most of the other places I looked at, which were average at best.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I bitch slapped that exam.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Jason wrote:

Cyclists need to learn how to ride...

Around here, they'll ride on the wrong side of the road, disregard all traffic signals and stop signs, and act as though they constantly have the right of way. They can get away with that crap in a suburban setting, but in an urban environment, I imagine they'd get seriously hurt in a matter of days.

Nobody really rides a bike here, but I know what you mean. Up in Portland they would be so obnoxious. I don't do the turning signals though. That shit is gayer than gay.

Andy001 · Spaghetti

I found out I got a Merit for my course; that is sort of the medium grade, but I'm pretty pleased with it 'cause I was struggling with it for a lot of the time.
This also co-incides with a rare (ish) period of me not feeling ashamed about being a writer. I'm thinking of buying myself a scarf or something so that everyone will know.