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I'm kind of freaking out right now, you guys. I couldn't find my favorite coffee mug this morning, and I turned on the TV and it was on a DIFFERENT channel than the one it was on last night! You don't think it's a g-g-ghost, do you?

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I don't know. Has she tried that yet?

 

Yeah, John.

Do you still have your flesh intact? 



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All my flesh is intact. But she was eyeing me kind of strangely, and every time I turned around she was holding a pepper grinder above my head.

Also, there was a giant cauldron in the driveway.


I'M JOKING, KACEE, IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL

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Maybe the catch is that the place gets ants in the summer.

I don't know. I'd give even odds between the catch being ghosts, cannibals, or ants.

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Your avatar makes you seem angry all the time.

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Hahaha, I've never noticed that before, but it totally does.

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Maybe the catch is that the place gets ants in the summer.

I don't know. I'd give even odds between the catch being ghosts, cannibals, or ants.

 

Or all three. Cannibal ghost ants. DUDE, YOU NEED TO LEAVE THAT PLACE RIGHT NOW, JOHN.



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If they're cannibal ants, they'll only eat other ants, so I don't have much to worry about.

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Occasionally, I see an ant carry around a dead ant. I just assume they were gonna eat it.

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john31584 wrote:

If they're cannibal ants, they'll only eat other ants, so I don't have much to worry about.

 

Not if they're actually cannibal ghost AUNTS.

 

THAT'S RIGHT, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR AUNTS, JOHN. I HOPE THE NICE APARTMENT WAS WORTH IT.



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Maybe the catch is that the place gets ants in the summer.

I don't know. I'd give even odds between the catch being ghosts, cannibals, or ants.

 We have a terrible ant problem in my apartment. And my roommate just looooves to leave food out on the counters all the time.



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Are you sure it's not ghosts?

Have you asked the ants if they're ghosts?

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Jerk.


..I had them exorcised.

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Good work. You dodged a major bullet.

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DO YOU WANT ANTS? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS.



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Posting from my new non-haunted, ant-free apartment.

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woot!

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woooot

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So I've basically been without a computer for a few days, since the power adapter for my laptop decided to stop working, and the computer's battery died.

But I've got a new AC adapter and I can resume gracing you with my presence.

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