THE HAPPY SUNSHINE JOY TOPIC/BIRD HATREDY/BIG PENIS CLUB/JOHN31584'S FAAAAABULOUS NEW APARTMENT

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

RE: THE HAPPY SUNSHINE JOY TOPIC

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

Someone got some dick.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

not this time, moris. not this time. it's complicated.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

someone wants some dick.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

-ding ding ding ding ding!-

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

We should all be asking if Pumpkin is really a penis hungry hooker with a huge vagina... I'm Casey Miller.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

There are some parrots hanging around outside my apartment.

They're pretty cool.

-- Edited by john31584 on Thursday 31st of December 2009 06:48:45 PM

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

well crap, that's pretty interesting

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

They tend to travel in large flocks, and they're quite loud.

But they're really cute.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Check them out:

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

john31584 wrote:

They tend to travel in large flocks, and they're quite loud, mostleh

But they're really cute.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

They probably hate it there.
Poor birds.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Birds are the worst. They should kill those stupid parrots and eat them.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

spent the night at brawny mcmusclepecs' place for the first time. we kissed and talked and held hands and played video games. got an hour and a half of sleep because i was so enthralled with his breathing. he calls me pumpkin. i'm delirious.

also, i'm getting paid for 16 hrs of a food safety class that only took 12.5 hrs

and now i'm going to take the most epic nap the world has EVER SEEEEEEENNNNN

HAPPY SUNSHINE JOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Pizza wrote:

Birds are the worst. They should kill those stupid parrots and eat them.

I'm seriously, birds do absolutely nothing for me. With the exception of penguins, if every species of bird on the planet went extinct, I would not miss them for a second.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I'm willing to give birds a chance, maybe someday they will evolve into dinosaurs.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Also people that keep birds as pets are just slightly less worthless than hippies, mimes and juggalos. Why you would want a bird inside your house just baffles me. My spanish teacher in high school had like 20 pet birds, I don't remember how many she said exactly, but it was something absurd like that. And she was proud of her insane bird collection.

So if you or anyone you know have pet birds, then know that I automatically hate your guts.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I don't get the idea of having pet birds. Just by owning and caging it you take away the one truly great thing about birds, the only thing that makes it worthwhile.

Scientists need to get to work on flying dogs. That would be great.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

"I have 20 pet birds. They can't really do anything, just sit in their cages and take a shit and make a bunch of noise. Oh, did I mention that I'm a high school Spanish teacher? Oh okay, you'll call me then, cool."

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Pizza, you are a national treasure