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Tits and Grits

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fuuuck vegetarians


keep these things in mind:

1. im a vegetarian
2. my husband left me a year ago this month
3. im currently being stood up by my date for today

so at work we had a drawing to win several different gift cards. i happened to win the one for pappa's restaurants. its a group of restaurants that all specialize in cooking animals and brag about their "rich leather booths". as i was leaving, my director said "CONGRATUALATIONS! GO OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!" so i said "im divorced..." and it was awkward. "But i have a date this weekend!!!"


im so sick of life


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Zinc Saucier

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You know what would make you feel better?

A nice steak.

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Tits and Grits

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a nice sex.

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Only in cartoons

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Sounds like a crappy day. Sorry to hear it; maybe tomorrow will be brighter.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Steak AND sex.

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Tits and Grits

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why thank you sir, i appreciate the support. im about to go out with a female friend so that i dont have to worry about her breaking my heart like the male gender seems to be insistent upon doing

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Tits and Grits

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Awkward Smile wrote:

Steak AND sex.




steaksex!



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Sex with steak?

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Zinc Saucier

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Sex...on steak?

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Me cry.

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Tits and Grits

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why you cry pig man?

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Me cry me cry.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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NO PIGGIE NO CRY

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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NO SONICU NO ( EVERYTHING BAD EVER )

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only wusses plan to go on dates.

also, only wusses get married, and dont eat meat.

stop being such a wuss.

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Zinc Saucier

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Only namby-pamby fairies still post on the NOBRMB

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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AND DEATHPIGGIE

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-- Edited by john31584 at 05:09, 2008-08-24

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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GO DEATHPIGGIE.

I THINK

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Zinc Saucier

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You get a decent font.

That's it.

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