1. im a vegetarian 2. my husband left me a year ago this month 3. im currently being stood up by my date for today
so at work we had a drawing to win several different gift cards. i happened to win the one for pappa's restaurants. its a group of restaurants that all specialize in cooking animals and brag about their "rich leather booths". as i was leaving, my director said "CONGRATUALATIONS! GO OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!" so i said "im divorced..." and it was awkward. "But i have a date this weekend!!!"
im so sick of life
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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward
why thank you sir, i appreciate the support. im about to go out with a female friend so that i dont have to worry about her breaking my heart like the male gender seems to be insistent upon doing
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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward