When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think "oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?" I don't know, because I'm a caveman - that's just the way I think.
One hundred thousand years ago a caveman was out hunting in the plains when he slipped and feel into a crevasse, where he was frozen solid. In 1988, he was discovered by some hunters and thawed out. He then attended law school and became...Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer!
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