When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

RE: Real Dolls

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Awkward Smile wrote:

For a while we(pizza) were thinking about photoshoping your avatar and his to make it look like you were having sex.

What is it like to be such a liar with pants constantly on fire? I never even said that. I've never even heard about that idea, but it sounds funny.

DELINQUENT · Senior Member

people who buy real dolls make me feel less pathetic

hahar.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Pizza wrote:

Awkward Smile wrote:

For a while we(pizza) were thinking about photoshoping your avatar and his to make it look like you were having sex.

What is it like to be such a liar with pants constantly on fire? I never even said that. I've never even heard about that idea, but it sounds funny.

If it wasn't you then it must have been piggie.

KaCee J · Resident Miaow

Aww poor Awkward.. Pretending she has conversations with "friends"

DELINQUENT · Senior Member

yeah. what a dork

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Awkward Smile wrote:

Pizza wrote:

Awkward Smile wrote:

For a while we(pizza) were thinking about photoshoping your avatar and his to make it look like you were having sex.

What is it like to be such a liar with pants constantly on fire? I never even said that. I've never even heard about that idea, but it sounds funny.

If it wasn't you then it must have been piggie.

OH GEE THANKS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONFUSE ME WITH SONICU NEXT?

Ozpunker · Senior Member

I paid wayyy to much for my real doll. The pussy feels too cold.. not real at all.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Pizza wrote:

Awkward Smile wrote:

Pizza wrote:

Awkward Smile wrote:

For a while we(pizza) were thinking about photoshoping your avatar and his to make it look like you were having sex.

What is it like to be such a liar with pants constantly on fire? I never even said that. I've never even heard about that idea, but it sounds funny.

If it wasn't you then it must have been piggie.

OH GEE THANKS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONFUSE ME WITH SONICU NEXT?

SEE AWKWARD SMILE?

I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Ok.
That must have took you forever.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I remember what happened, I couldn't remember what topic it was in though

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Wow, those things cost like 6 grand. Who would pay that much for a freaking creepy doll?

Andy001 · Spaghetti

I reckon the backlash trend for Fake Dolls must be just around the corner.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Damn, for 6 grand you could get a really classy hooker, or lots and lots of cheap hookers.

That would have to be better than one of these dolls. I'd imagine that having sex (a term I use loosely) with one of them wouldn't be much better than masturbating.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

How much are fleshlights?
Like $30?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?

Unless you have no hands, you have no excuse for buying a real doll.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

It might be funny to talk to one of those guys and constantly refer to his doll as "it" and just pretend you don't hear him when he insists that you call it "she"

Edit: actually, I'm watching that BBC documentary now (why do I subject myself to such things?), and I think it would just be sad, like playing tricks on a retarded person.

-- Edited by john31584 on Saturday 30th of May 2009 04:03:16 AM

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

isnt that pretty much EXACTLY what it would be, john?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

My god, you're right!