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Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

RE: Stupid dreams and blah blah blah

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I had a dream that I was in a Jackie Chan movie, and I was Jackie Chan, then later I dreamt of the sequel to that movie. It was great.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I mostly just have anxiety dreams.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I get dreams about my teeth falling out, which are awful. I've heard people say that means you have issues about anger or your appearance, I just interpret it as me needing to floss or something.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I had a dream that Dinosaurs were attacking while I visited my elementary school.

It was awesome. I was using all my dino knowledge to out last people. A T-rex peered over a building and I stopped in my tracks while everyone tried to run away and he went right past me. I was scarred ****less, and the military showed up to fight the dinos but these were some super awesome dinosaurs cause the T-Rex took some crazy amount of punishment before collapsing on a bunch of people.

Everyone thought the nightmare was over and started exiting through a giant field when suddenly raptors showed up running through the field towards everyone. All the hallways were packed and raptors being the clever girls that they are, they flanked us all and pretty much everyone was ****ed except the few who could get out of the halls. I ran across the field again to leave with a few others and then they all got tackled by gorillas.

I made it back to my childhood home and considered my safety to be the conclusion to everything. It was better than all the Jurassic Park sequels.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Every dream I've had so far this week has been about me being back in Arizona, or me wanting to go back to Arizona. I don't want to go to back to Arizona.

SHUT UP DREAMS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

Once a month or so I have a dream about my friend that died in feb. They usually involve me having to tell people from my past what happened, then I cry on the way to work. Good tiiimes

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

MorisUkunRasik wrote:
I had a dream that Dinosaurs were attacking while I visited my elementary school.

It was awesome. I was using all my dino knowledge to out last people. A T-rex peered over a building and I stopped in my tracks while everyone tried to run away and he went right past me. I was scarred ****less, and the military showed up to fight the dinos but these were some super awesome dinosaurs cause the T-Rex took some crazy amount of punishment before collapsing on a bunch of people.

Everyone thought the nightmare was over and started exiting through a giant field when suddenly raptors showed up running through the field towards everyone. All the hallways were packed and raptors being the clever girls that they are, they flanked us all and pretty much everyone was ****ed except the few who could get out of the halls. I ran across the field again to leave with a few others and then they all got tackled by gorillas.

I made it back to my childhood home and considered my safety to be the conclusion to everything. It was better than all the Jurassic Park sequels.

So basically the best dream ever.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Ever have a really weird dream, then forget about it when you wake up, and later on in the day you remember it and you're like "What the fuck was that dumb shit?" Last night I dreamt that my little brother's girlfriend (who is pregnant in real life) had her baby, then a couple months later got knocked up again, and this time I was the father. I forgot all about this dream until a few hours ago, and I just thought there must be something wrong with me.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

YOU PERVERT

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I really did feel a sense of shame as I was remembering it. I mean, it's just a dream, and I have no desire to impregnate my brother's girlfriend, I don't even like her, but it just bummed me out.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Usually my dreams are pretty grounded in reality. Last night I had the most weird and abstract ****ing dream ever. Master Shake was in my dream, guys.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Last night I had a dream that I was at a party and for no raisin I pooped my pants in front of a pretty girl.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I've had both of those dreams.

Both freak me the **** out. Teeth falling out usually gets me depressed while in the dream like "Dammit I took ****ty care of myself oh well", the accidental murder one is much weirder. I usually try to go about my life as if nothing happened and just hope no one brings it up or misses the dead person. I often even go around questioning people if they heard about someone dying the previous day, caue I'm so smooth.

-- Edited by MorisUkunRasik on Wednesday 28th of March 2012 03:44:37 AM

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I have two recurring dreams which I guess you could call stress dreams (they're not pleasant to have anyhow). One is where my teeth are falling out, which I guess is a pretty common one, but the other one I don't know if other people get, or I'm just crazy. So the dream is that I've unintentionally killed someone (usually a total stranger), most of the time hit them with a car or truck but there have been weirder examples that I can't really remember, and I feel haunted by this random person whose life I accidentally took. Then I wake up and always have to remind myself "CALM DOWN PIZZA. YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR TEETH, AND YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF ANYBODY".

So yeah, those two dreams. Not very sexy.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I had a dream recently that my sister was an astronaut on the International Space Station, and that I was watching the news, or something, about some accident that involved some people on the station dying, and for some reason there was no contact with the station and for the whole dream I didn't know if she was OK.

It was weird.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Pizza wrote:
I get dreams about my teeth falling out, which are awful. I've heard people say that means you have issues about anger or your appearance, I just interpret it as me needing to floss or something.

I have those about once a month. I hate 'em so much.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

HEY REMEMBER THIS DUMB THREAD?

Last night I had a dream about Beyonce, which is funny because I don't care about her at all. But in the dream all of her music videos for her new album were... pornographic. It was kewl.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Did we talk about dreams where you're out in public but somehow forgot your shoes? Yeah...