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RE: Stupid dreams and blah blah blah


i dream about tornadoes about once a week, but a couple weeks ago i had a super awesome one. i was stuck in an apt when a tornado was coming, but i was stuck in there with Kevin Bacon. the roof was ripped off, and Kevin Bacon was going to commit suicide by just jumping into the tornado, but i put my hand on his shoulder and said "the world needs you, kevin bacon." he said thank you, and i really felt like he meant it

i told a friend about the dream and they suggested that im kevin bacon's spirit animal, whereas i simply think that i saw him in a stupid commercial and felt really sorry for him

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Homer, find your soulmate.

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Last night I had a dream that ccc was here and that she was posting about how much she loved Bachman Turner Overdrive.

Yeah. Weird dream.

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She's pretty adamant about never coming back.

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Was it due to sonicu hitting on her, or is she just too mature and sophisticated nowadays.

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I guess my dreams will never come true.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

She's pretty adamant about never coming back.




i support this. i couldnt handle seeing that big ol' honkin' shnoz on a somewhat daily basis



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shnoz...

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pumpkinpjs wrote:

 

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

She's pretty adamant about never coming back.




i support this. i couldnt handle seeing that big ol' honkin' shnoz on a somewhat daily basis

 




I don't remember CCC having a shnoz, are you thinking of Kacee's half sandwich sized nose?



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half sandwich..

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Now I want a sandwich. THANKS A LOT.

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are you saying you want to put her SHNOZ in your mouth?

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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

 

pumpkinpjs wrote:

 

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

She's pretty adamant about never coming back.




i support this. i couldnt handle seeing that big ol' honkin' shnoz on a somewhat daily basis

 




I don't remember CCC having a shnoz, are you thinking of Kacee's half sandwich sized nose?

 




She's just jealous that Piggie loves somebody else.



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pumpkinpjs wrote:

are you saying you want to put her SHNOZ in your mouth?




Yes, are you saying that you want to BLOW her nose?



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Pizza wrote:

 

pumpkinpjs wrote:

are you saying you want to put her SHNOZ in your mouth?




Yes, are you saying that you want to BLOW her nose?

 




-knee slap-

 

HA!



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I'm saying I want to wrap my lips around her submarine sandwich.

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Take my sammich




-- Edited by Awkward Smile on Friday 25th of February 2011 03:05:12 AM

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Adventure Time yay!

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Here are some highlights from my dream last night: My girlfriend becoming a lesbian and then running for president, my friend dying of cancer, then trying to kill himself and turning it into a play for children, and a Coen brother's film starring David Bowie that had something to do with vampires.

I've officially lost it.

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That Coen Brothers movie sounds awesome.

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