i dream about tornadoes about once a week, but a couple weeks ago i had a super awesome one. i was stuck in an apt when a tornado was coming, but i was stuck in there with Kevin Bacon. the roof was ripped off, and Kevin Bacon was going to commit suicide by just jumping into the tornado, but i put my hand on his shoulder and said "the world needs you, kevin bacon." he said thank you, and i really felt like he meant it
i told a friend about the dream and they suggested that im kevin bacon's spirit animal, whereas i simply think that i saw him in a stupid commercial and felt really sorry for him
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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward
Here are some highlights from my dream last night: My girlfriend becoming a lesbian and then running for president, my friend dying of cancer, then trying to kill himself and turning it into a play for children, and a Coen brother's film starring David Bowie that had something to do with vampires.
I've officially lost it.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile