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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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RE: Recurring dreams


Pizza, do you ever realize that you are dreaming?


I had a dream last night that my cat caught a huge rat.
I came home today and saw that he was gnawing on a bird's foot and it was bloody. EWw. I wonder where the rest of it is..

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Every once in a while I do. It feels weird when that happens, like I'm not really sure if I'm asleep or not.

One time my old dog killed this really loud, annoying rooster in my old neighborhood. My backyard was covered and feathers and he was just carrying the dead rooster in his mouth, all proud of himself. The next day the guy who owned the rooster came by to ask if I had seen it.

I was glad to be rid of that stupid thing though. MY DOG WAS A HERO.

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I had a dream I was at a party and I realized it was a dream, and to prove it to myself I made out with some random guy then the dream ended.
I hate when my dreams end abruptly.

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For shame.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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THEN SHE REALIZED IT WASN'T A DREAM, BUT THAT WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS HER LIFE WAS THE DREAM ALL ALONG.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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YOU MUST NOT EXIST THEN

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What if..Your dream is like...My dream.

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Full of fat chicks?

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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WHAT IF ALL OF THIS IS SOME DOG'S DREAM?

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Tits and Grits

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Awkward Smile wrote:

Full of fat chicks?




 aw....



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oh noes.... did he dream about you?

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Tits and Grits

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so, just heard about this tonight from someone that it happens to frequently

sleep paralysis

-- Edited by pumpkinpjs on Wednesday 15th of April 2009 05:31:46 AM

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Tits and Grits

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Awkward Smile wrote:

oh noes.... did he dream about you?




 we all know he does.



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I wish that for just once I could have a dream and not wake up confused and agitated from it.

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Tits and Grits

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i think your only solution here is to stop sleeping, pizza

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WHENEVER I DO GET ANY SLEEP I WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF MY OWN SCREAMS. PART 4 OF THE AGONIZING PAIN WHICH I LIVE EVERY DAAAAAAAY...

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Tits and Grits

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not a recurring dream, but a nerdy one i figured i should tell you guys about...

i walked into a room and everyone is really excited. then i look around and there are 2 couches. who's sitting on them?
























all you guys. then there's a loveseat where i sit down with piggie and a laptop and we IM mathsex to get him to come to our party.



apparently i have nothing better to dream about.

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WHAT WAS I DOING?

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Tits and Grits

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the only one that i remember specifically was piggie. i just KNEW that everyone on the 2 couches was from the board. so pizza, you were sitting on a couch. and you were happy to see me

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DREAMS ARE GAY.

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