*insert meat in mouth joke*

GOOD ONE, THAT WAS!

Yoda I am.

I need my meat inserted into a girl's mouth though. Seriously.

Time to masturbate.

If it's any consolation, my life is great, babes, bucks, I've got it all!

Pizza wrote:

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Hell, earlier today I was just thinking about how I would be perfectly content with a handjob. That's how low I am. Anything that is on a woman's body, touching my genitalia, with the intention of making me ejaculate. Hey ladies, you wanna jerk me off with your hair? THAT'S FINE WITH ME, I'LL TAKE ANYTHING. PIZZA IS GAME.

Let's keep talking about how sad our lives are. That would be fun.

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What about a feet job?

 

Awkward Smile wrote:

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Pizza wrote:

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Hell, earlier today I was just thinking about how I would be perfectly content with a handjob. That's how low I am. Anything that is on a woman's body, touching my genitalia, with the intention of making me ejaculate. Hey ladies, you wanna jerk me off with your hair? THAT'S FINE WITH ME, I'LL TAKE ANYTHING. PIZZA IS GAME.

Let's keep talking about how sad our lives are. That would be fun.

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What about a feet job?

 

 

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IS THAT AN OFFER?

 

I don't know what that means.

From now on I will be interpreting everything that everybody says as an offer to please me sexually.

LAST NIGHT I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM.

For one part of it I with this one weird Mexican guy I used to work construction with when I was 18. He kept making people kill themselves by jumping off a building. Then another part I was at a baseball game, and Jason, yes the Jason that posts here, got hit in the face with a baseball.

Then later everyone in the world turned into scary looking goblins except for me. Then I woke up. The end.

If I was at a baseball game, you were certainly dreaming.