Ask a black dude

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Ask a black dude

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

RE: Question for Pizza

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

There are lots of loud jackasses in libraries. It's like a Rainbow Coalition of douchebags.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Is it sad that I know the original filename of that flash animation, and, accordingly, can find it on Google whenever I need to?

I think it is.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

meatloafanhoochies.swf

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I just put in " White people eh eh eh eh
Black people doo doo doo doo "

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

RE: Ask a black dude

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

john31584 wrote:

Why do black people talk on their phones like they're walkie-talkies?

More often than not, when I see them talking on their cell phones, they hold the microphone very close to their mouth, but keep the earpiece as far away from their ears as possible.

This is not a racist joke, or anything. I am genuinely curious.

-- Edited by Pizza at 07:40, 2008-08-08

I don't know, I don't like talking on the phone. I try to avoid it as much as I can. I want to know why white girls start screaming when they answer the phone? I was at a restaurant today and there was this one girl 3 booths down from me, and I could hear every word of her conversation.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Pizza: Why are blacks always loud in the library?

I'm always trying to get work done, and they're in there like it's Yo MTV Raps or something, hollering and hooting. Then there one wigger friend comes over and he's even worse.

Whenever you get a group of three or more black people together, I can guarantee it will be noisy. The only reason it seems any worse at the library is that the library is supposed to be quiet. They're just as loud anywhere else.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I think we all know what the next logical step here is...

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Pizza wrote:

john31584 wrote:

Why do black people talk on their phones like they're walkie-talkies?

More often than not, when I see them talking on their cell phones, they hold the microphone very close to their mouth, but keep the earpiece as far away from their ears as possible.

This is not a racist joke, or anything. I am genuinely curious.

-- Edited by Pizza at 07:40, 2008-08-08

I don't know, I don't like talking on the phone. I try to avoid it as much as I can. I want to know why white girls start screaming when they answer the phone? I was at a restaurant today and there was this one girl 3 booths down from me, and I could hear every word of her conversation.