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DEATHPIGGIE


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A girl is coming over later. What kind of movie should I put on?

Comedy for the sexual stimulation of laughter?
Horror for a squeeze-up-tight 2 hours?
Drama to get the tears and loneliness going?
Action doesn't seem smart.  Superior alpha males blowing up ****, while I'm eating cheetos and drinking Pepsi doesn't seem smart.

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john31584


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Horse porn

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DEATHPIGGIE


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Well that's the OBVIOUS choice but not so subtle.

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what are the choices specifically?

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DEATHPIGGIE


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Whatever is on the InDemand channel.

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Something good.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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Should I just skip the movie and club her across the skull?

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SKULLFUCK THE WHORE!

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DEATHPIGGIE


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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

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So, who is this girl?

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And also, if she wants to suck you off, it doesn't matter what movie it is.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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This girl is a girl.

She's fickle about wanting to do stuff of a sexual nature. Half the time she can't get enough penis, the other half she's Ms. Sex Should Be Special.

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So you have gotten some from her?

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MorisUkunRasik


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pick a movie with a hot sex scene

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hitlerfromhell


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watch the notebook and cockbash her in that part where they lie on the road

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Jason


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Watch something so boring to her that she'll make out with you just so she doesn't have to watch it.

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MorisUkunRasik


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or you could ask her to pick unless she one of those "I don't care, pick whatever" girls who really aren't into movies, in which case you should just drug her.

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Jason wrote:

Watch something so boring to her that she'll make out with you just so she doesn't have to watch it.



The Atlas Shrugged movie isn't out yet.



OH, SNIP SNAP.



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snaps yall

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That movie would be boring. It would be better suited to a radio drama.

Or hey, better yet, a book. Why don't they make a book version?

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