I didn't think anyone tried to make Valentine's Day religious..

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I didn't think anyone tried to make Valentine's Day religious..

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Well, it is named after a Christian martyr.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

But chocolate and roses.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't in the Bible, either.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

john31584 wrote:
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't in the Bible, either.

WHAT?!

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

As far as I know, anyway.

Jason · Only in cartoons

It would be peculiar if St. Nicholas, who necessarily was canonized after the New Testament, made an appearance in the Bible. Right?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

And rabbits weren't invented until 175 AD at the earliest.

Jason · Only in cartoons

No, I'm pretty sure the Easter Bunny is in there. He broke Jesus out of the tomb, then drove across the desert with him to Vegas while experimenting with all sorts of drugs.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Sounds awesome.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

The Bible is totally bodacious, dude.