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Pizza


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Yesterday I got hit by a car when I was on my bike. I was in the bike lane and this asshole going way too fast came out of nowhere and sideswiped my bike. The car stopped a little ways up the road, and as soon I got up they just kept going, probably because they were late for accepting their award for smallest penis in the universe. ANYWAYS I'm fine though cuz I'mma thug, I just have a giant bruise on my leg and it hurts to walk on it.



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john31584


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You gonna kick his ass?

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Spoiler



-- Edited by john31584 on Friday 15th of November 2013 12:44:58 AM

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Pizza


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I would if I could.

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No one got his license plate?! That is some fuccked up ****!

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It was early, there was no one else on the street.

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Jason


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**** that ****. It's astonishing how many hit-and-run crimes there are. I'm glad you weren't more seriously injured.

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Pizza


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Thanks baby, you're the best.

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Jason


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You're welcome, sugar.

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Get a room!

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I want in this sex room.

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Jason


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Sexual healing for everyone!

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Sausage fest.

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