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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Oh, happy mother's day I guess




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Happy Mother's day. What do you want?

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I JUST WISH MY KIDS WOULD CALL MORE OFTEN.

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My sister, my dad, and I went in to get my mom an iPad mini for Mother's Day.

I figure a gift like that will spare me about 3 months of backhanded compliments and subtle putdowns.



-- Edited by john31584 on Tuesday 14th of May 2013 12:59:07 AM

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Unless she decides that an iPad mini means "I love you a 'mini'scule amount." In which case you're ****ed.

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"This low-resolution display is actually quite sufficient to express my love for you"

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I got my mom a laptop because I love my mom a full functional keyboard more than John loves his mom.

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I loved my mom enough for a sports-themed fleece blanket.

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How much harddrive space does the fleece blanket have?

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I got my mom White Diamonds, the old lady perfume, and a soy candle that smells like fresh laundry. She didn't like the candle though..

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