When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Some babies are cry babies

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

The slide is not slippery enough.

LOL, my neice tried to do this once and my brother was said, "No, Ava, you have no pants on." She didn't cry though.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

What a little bitch.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

That dumb baby, not your niece. Or maybe her too, I've never met her.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Babies are dumb, it's true.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

REASONS MY SON IS CRYING

Spoiler: NOT ENOUGH BEATINGS.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

HAHAHA

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

I feel like they are pinching that kid or something and making up reasons why he's crying. It's child abuse. That's why he's crying.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I'm sure he's just one of those extra whiny babies.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

And also

Dexter wrote:
I feel like they are pinching that kid or something and making up reasons why he's crying. It's child abuse. That's why he's crying.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

I do not think crying babies are fun - I find them way more annoying.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Shut up Dexter.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Watch out, Pizza is gonna make a No Dexter Message Board

Jason · Only in cartoons

Dexter, do you really think it's more likely that these parents are physically abusing their child than that this kid is whiny and cries for no good reason? Have you seen toddlers before?

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

My sister just had a baby and after caring for her infant for 2 weeks she said, "I'm never doing this again. This is crazy." I feel bad for her. I'm sure what she's experiencing isn't something weird since moms aren't allowed to say babies suck, but we all know they do.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

What's even funnier is that they were trying to conceive for 2 years or more..

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

MOST REWARDING EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE MY ASS.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

LOL

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Awkward Smile wrote:
My sister just had a baby and after caring for her infant for 2 weeks she said, "I'm never doing this again. This is crazy." I feel bad for her. I'm sure what she's experiencing isn't something weird since moms aren't allowed to say babies suck, but we all know they do.

Babies totally suck. I've been around lots of toddlers, and none of them cried all that much. My little sister and my god child were pretty happy little kids.

Jason · Only in cartoons

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