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Pizza


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A) CONTROL CHIMPANZEES WITH YOUR MIND

B) MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT EXPLODE WITH YOUR MIND

C) TURN ANYTHING YOU WANTED INTO GOLD... WITH YOUR MIND!

 

 

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES, YOU NON-POSTING BASTARDS. 



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Jason


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Point of clarification: can you control the degree to which things explode, or are you limited in how hard you explode them -- for example, with the explosive force of TNT?

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I don't know. Sure. What kind of stupid question... WHY WOULDN'T YOU ALWAYS WANT ACTION MOVIE EXPLOSIONS? WHAT'S THE POINT OTHERWISE?

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If I could control the energy of the explosions, I might be able to synthesize materials by carefully manipulating the timing, location, and energy of multiple explosions. This could lead to me making gold with my mind.

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You could probably power a car or any other combustion engine vehicle with smaller controlled explosions.

You tried to make a silly 'either or' but one is much more practical than the others if you think about it pizza!

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If I'm the only person who gets to have the ability, I'd like the ability to turn anything into gold.

But if everyone had that ability, it would flood the market, and gold would become worthless. In that case, I pick explosions.

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I'm going with gold.

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You're all wrong. The correct answer is A.

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Jason


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... I'll just explode your mind-controlled chimps.

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Take as many chimp pawns as you want, Jasno. Everybody has to sleep sometime.

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This dumb question will mark the extinction of the chimp, thanks Pizza.

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Or Rise of the Planet of the Apes, MORIS.

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john31584 wrote:

If I'm the only person who gets to have the ability, I'd like the ability to turn anything into gold.

But if everyone had that ability, it would flood the market, and gold would become worthless. In that case, I pick explosions.

 You'll be like the Federal Reserve of gold, and Ron Paul supporters' heads will blow up.



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If I don't make the heads of Ron Paul supporters explode, something else surely will. They seem like an excitable bunch.

"YA CAN'T PUT A BUCKET ON A RON PAUL SUPPORTER'S HEAD! IT'LL MAKE 'EM SKITTISH!"

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