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Awkward Smile


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about being black?!

LOL, because black people don't exist on the internet.


I bring this up, becaues I go to a message board with predominantly white girls and whenever a non-white member post a picture, there would always be at least one person who says, "Oh, I didn't know you were ______."  

 



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I don't know what you're trying to say.



-- Edited by Awkward Smile on Wednesday 27th of June 2012 05:26:50 PM

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Awkward Smile wrote:

about being black?!

LOL, because black people don't exist on the internet.


I bring this up, becaues I go to a message board with predominantly white girls and whenever a non-white member post a picture, there would always be at least one person who says, "Oh, I didn't know you were ______."  

 

AHEM... you uh, you don't say



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He wants you to give him their phone numbers.

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Black guys do love white girls.. especially the fat ones.

AMIRITE

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No fatties.

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I'd like to remind everyone that Pizza's definition of "fat" is on the black guy scale.

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I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT UM... MORIS... UMMM... SHUT UP.

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I'd also like to point out that when Pizza uses the term "fat", he may actually be saying something is "hip" or "cool", as his people are one to do.

Pizza obviously doesn't like "cool" women, he prefers white girls of the uncool and obese persuasion.

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No, that's PHat, totally different and nobody says that anymore. DUH.

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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

I'd also like to point out that when Pizza uses the term "fat", he may actually be saying something is "hip" or "cool", as his people are wont to do.

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Thanks for making me feel like a yokel Jason!


I've been using that phrase incorrectly for years.



-- Edited by Awkward Smile on Saturday 30th of June 2012 05:13:56 AM

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The more you know!

Personally, I live in constant fear of misstating colloquial phrases and idioms.

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When I was in Texas I wanted to know how late the Walgreen's was open, and my aunt responded with something along the lines of "I think they're open 24 seconds." I sort of just smiled, thinking she was intentionally saying it that way as a joke. Because who could be that stupid to think that the expression "24/7" is "24-SECONDS", which makes absolutely no sense. NOBODY COULD BE THAT STUPID, RIGHT? Then later she said it again, "She needs someone with her 24 seconds," and I realized she wasn't joking. She really thought the expression was "24-Seconds."

So your mistake could've been worse, Moris.



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so you're saying your aunt is an idiot?

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Kind of, yeah. A lovable idiot?

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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

Thanks for making me feel like a yokel Jason!


I've been using that phrase incorrectly for years.



-- Edited by Awkward Smile on Saturday 30th of June 2012 05:13:56 AM

 For all intensive purposes, using "one" instead of "wont" is perfectly cromulent in today's parlance.



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