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Sheriff of Paddy's

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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?*


Hearing Jim from The Office on those fucking E-surance commercials. Something about his stupid friendly white voice pisses me off so bad and I can't even begin to explain it. Am I the only one? WHY DO I WANT TO RIP HIS FACE OFF AND FEED IT TO A GOAT EVERY TIME THOSE COMMERCIALS COME ON? WHY?

 

*Besides everything



-- Edited by Pizza on Thursday 3rd of May 2012 03:37:00 AM

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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ALL THAT DISGUSTING, VILE, SOUL-ANNIHILATING CAKE IS TO BLAME. CAKE IS THE CAUSE OF ALL OF HUMANITY'S ILLS.



-- Edited by Pizza on Thursday 3rd of May 2012 04:07:42 AM

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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RE: YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?


I don't mind them. "Oh hey, it's Jim."


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I'm hungry. Pizza, feed me a supreme pizza.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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EAT A SALAD, FATTY.

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Tits and Grits

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HEY. THAT OFFENDS ME. BOTH AS A FATTY AND A VEGETARIAN SOMEHOW.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Cake and watermelon are delicious!

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I have a confession to make: 

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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But cake is not delicious and you're Hitler for thinking it is.

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Of course you love watermelon.


No one believed you for a second when you said other wise.

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I don't believe anyone when they say they don't like watermelon.

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Tits and Grits

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i'm pretty sure cake and squishy people are like the best things humanity has to offer.

.this is where i post a picture of a cake being held in front of my boobs.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Watermelon sucks

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You are a man of poor taste.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Watermelon wars.





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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Watermelon isn't even my favorite fruit. It's probably like #4 on my list of favorite fruits which doesn't actually exist, but it still kicks butt.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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I can't believe you lied all these years. It's like I don't even know you. How do I know you don't have a couple of baby mamas, that you've been hiding because don't want to confirm that stereotype.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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You'll have to trust me. I don't sell drugs, I don't have any mixtapes. I'M THE SAME NORMAL PERSON YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN, I JUST LIKE WATERMELON.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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It's not even just watermelon anyways, I LIKE ALL TYPES OF MELONS. WHY IS WATERMELON THE STEREOTYPE? THEY'RE ALL GOOD.

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Cantaloupe and honey dew?

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