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Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

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Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

HAHAHA I miss that show.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Here's a not-racist question. Do you ever watch Archer? It's made by the same people.

Spoiler: Also WHY YOU NO DOCTOR YET? YOU DISHONOR FAMIRY.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Not regularly and I'm not motivated enough to start watching from episode 1.

I could never be a doctor. Too much school.
I could totally bang a hot doctor though, but I'm sure most girls would.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Yeah well... probably most guys would too.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

What am I doing tonight?! WELL,

I'm gong to a semi-fancy french restaurant tonight. It's Dine-LA week... where lots of restaurants have 3 course meal plans- appetizer/entre/dessert for a discounted price.

I is excited. Plus, I haven't seen Moris all week.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

BUT MOSTLY FOOD, RIGHT?

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

OH, how was your semi-fancy french restaurant? WAS IT SMELLY AND RUDE?

I want a burger... with bacon and avocado. That doesn't have to do anything, other than food being discussed and me being a big fatass.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I think I speak for the both of us when I say it was a'ight.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

We got Chego last night, a really "hip" korean-fusion place in West LA. It was gooood.

It's like date night err'night.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Pizza wrote:
OH, how was your semi-fancy french restaurant? WAS IT SMELLY AND RUDE?

I want a burger... with bacon and avocado. That doesn't have to do anything, other than food being discussed and me being a big fatass.

You just reminded me that for DineLA last year, we did go to a rude & smelly (not really) french restuarant!!

At the end of the night, we were explaining to the waiter how to split the bill because we were with a friend. AND he said "Wait, wait. How are you going to tip me?" in his frenchy accent. What a boner!!