I was at the park recently and I saw this big dog, it looked like a greyhound, with a really terrible sounding bark. The dog was barking, but it didn't even sound like a bark, it was just this horrible loud screeching noise that I've never heard a dog or any other animal make, like its voice box was removed or something.
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