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So it's settled then, sit at home all day in front of a computer screen eating goldfish crackers and avoiding all possible human interaction. 

WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?



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You ate Goldfish crackers today? So did I! We have so much in common!

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BEST FUCKIN' SNACK FOOD EVER.



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I need to go buy some goldfish crackers.

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Last week, cheese and I ate an entire bag of Goldfish in one sitting. So this time when I went to the store, I opted for the massive carton of Goldfish.

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This is Awkward and I just wanted to say, the pretzel ones are good too. You guys should try them.

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Yes, but you see, they aren't cheesy.

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The regular ones don't taste much like cheese, either.

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Right, but they are "cheese"-ier.

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The other day when I was eating goldfish out of the giant ass carton made for preschool teachers and Duggars while drinking a hard apple cider, I couldn't help but think that 5 year olds everywhere would be jealous.

I live a glamorous life.

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You should go down to the preschool with your big-ass carton of Goldfish and be like "I can eat as many Goldfish as I like, 'cause I'm an adult and I do what I want, bitches! None of you will be independent adults for at least 13 to 15 years, and since that's about 3 times longer than you've been alive, it feels like an eternity, doesn't it? The day on which you can eat as many Goldfish as you want is, as far as you're concerned, so far away that it may as well never arrive!"

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That's ice cold John, ice cold.

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Well, you know. Those kids' parents may be spoiling them.

Gotta give them a dose of reality here and there, just to be on the safe side.

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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

This is Awkward and I just wanted to say, the pretzel ones are good too. You guys should try them.

This is Pizza and I just wanted to say, if it's not cheddar than GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHERE.



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john31584 wrote:

You should go down to the preschool with your big-ass carton of Goldfish and be like "I can eat as many Goldfish as I like, 'cause I'm an adult and I do what I want, bitches! None of you will be independent adults for at least 13 to 15 years, and since that's about 3 times longer than you've been alive, it feels like an eternity, doesn't it? The day on which you can eat as many Goldfish as you want is, as far as you're concerned, so far away that it may as well never arrive!"

 

HEY FUCK-O, GUESS WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST TODAY. COOKIES AND ICE CREAM, BECAUSE I CAN.

 

 

 

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ALSO THERE'S NO SANTA AND YOUR PARENTS HAVE, ON AT LEAST ONE OCCASION, FANTASIZED ABOUT ABANDONING YOU IN A PARKING LOT JUST SO THEY CAN HAVE A FEW NIGHTS OF PEACE AND QUIET.

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AND THAT'S IF YOU'RE EVEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE TWO PARENTS. I'M SURE YOUR DAD RAN OUT ON YOU BECAUSE HE JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT MEANING YOU.



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