Not only do I have no job and no money, my cold keeps coming back, I sit at home all day so bored I COULD JUST DIE, now all of a sudden my crapass dumbass key decides to get stuck in the ignition of my truck.
I wasn't able, despite all of my cries of fury, to get it out, so yesterday I had my truck towed to the shop I always take it to. I think "No way after all my years of business will they try to buttrape me now." WRONG. THEY WANT TO CHARGE ME FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS TO REPLACE THE IGNITION ON MY TRUCK. Why? OH BECAUSE YOUR TRUCK IS OLD AND THEY DON'T MAKE THAT PART ANYMORE A BLOO BLOO BLOO.
So then I go home all cranky and try to find the parts I need for cheaper online. And for a second I think I have, BECAUSE THEY'RE THE EXACT TWO PARTS THAT THEY TOLD ME TO MY FACE THAT I NEEDED. "The ignition switch and ignition cylinder, that's what you need, guy" they tell me. I'm able to find the right two parts for my vehicle for literally a third of the price they wanted. But I got off the phone with them just now and they told me "No no no, your ignition switch is just dandy, what you need is the ignition cylinder and the cylinder housing" WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU FUCKING TOLD ME YESTERDAY. So anyways now I'm looking for the cylinder housing and I can't find it anywhere and I don't know what to do do dooooooo.
I know this is really long and you guys don't care, this is just where I do my complaining SO DEAL WITH IT.
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You know what would really hit the spot right now? A DELICIOUS, GREASY, CHEESY PIZZA WITH PEPPERONI AND MEATBALLS. SOMEBODY ORDER THAT FOR ME, OR ELSE.
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BRITNEY WAOTCH: I called a different place, they recommended me to a locksmith, a black guy Darien, and at first I was all like "A NEGRO WORKING ON MY CAR? I THINK NOT, HE'LL PROBABLY 'LOSE' IT" But he seemed okay so I gave it a shot. Turns out I didn't need a new part after all, apparently my old key got worn out and caused a spring in the cylinder to break, causing the key to get stuck. So in two hours he had the old cylinder fixed and had a new key made, for 75 dollars and now my truck's running just fine. SO I LEARNED SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO TRUST BLACK PEOPLE.
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