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Parents: No more taking your kids trick or treating if they can't even say the words "trick or treat" yet. I had like three different parents come to my house tonight and their kids were just little babies. WHAT KIND OF BULL**** IS THAT? What, is your 8 month old kid with no friggin' teeth gonna eat all that candy? I THINK NOT.

Just because you dressed your baby up in a costume doesn't mean he's trick or treating. NO, you guys just want free candy, so you dress up your dumb baby who doesn't know what the fuck is going on and go door to door stealing candy from the real trick or treaters. CHARADE YOU ARE. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HANDING OUT CANDY TO ADULTS WHO HAPPEN TO BE ACCESSORIZING WITH A DUMB OLD BABY.

UNFORGIVABLE.



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AMIRITE OR WHAT?



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Yes. I also hate middle school kids who show up with no costume.

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Yes, they're even worse. Eventually I'm going to reach the point of grumpiness where I just start slamming doors in peoples faces if they don't meet my trick-or-treating standards.



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A group of black guys in their late-teens to twenties showed up knocking on my door tonight. Yeah, I'm gonna open the door for that.

Was it you, Pizza? I'm sorry it if one of them was you. None of them looked like hipsters.

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LOL, hipster pizza.

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They weren't listening to Arcade Fire. None of them had on scarves or empty framed glasses. Couldn't have been Pizza.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

They weren't listening to Arcade Fire. None of them had on scarves or empty framed glasses. Couldn't have been Pizza.

 

I was too busy updating my tumblr from the coffee shop to do those things.



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Tumblr is for hipsters? Who knew?

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Pfft, you mean you didn't know that already?

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