So there's this elderly couple in my neighborhood that go around every morning picking up garbage off the street, and today when I was going to work they were out there like they are every day, and there were these stupid little junior high kids harassing them. When I saw that I was so ready to KICK SOME ASS, it just made me so furious, like "Wow, you guys are real hot shit picking on old people who are trying to improve your fucking neighborhood". I mean I was little fucker when I was that age too, but I never was that bad.
Anyways I stopped my truck, got out and started yelling at them like the grumpy old man I am and they took off like the little dildos they are, and then I stopped and chatted with the old couple for a while, who I had never even introduced myself to before.
So yeah, I was feelin' PRETTY PRETTY good about myself all the rest of the day. PIZZA: GOOD NEIGHBOR, GOOD PERSON, DOESN'T LIKE CHILDREN.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I RESCUED THAT BURNING SHELTER FOR CRIPPLED HOMELESS ORPHANS AND THEN GAVE THEM ALL PUPPIES AND COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIPS? YEAH THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
