I'm getting out of this stupid heat for the weekend and going up north with my woman AND THERE'S NOTHING ANY OF YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
IT'S JUST FOR A WEEKEND, OKAY GUYS? I'LL BE BACK TUESDAY, AND IT'LL BE LIKE I NEVER LEFT. KEEP THE DOORS LOCKED, AND DON'T LET ANY GIANT TALKING CATS WEARING HATS INSIDE, EVEN IF IT IS WET OUTSIDE, AND THE SUN ISN'T SUNNY, AND HE PROMISES THAT YOU CAN HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF FUN THAT IS FUNNY.
THAT GUY IS GOING TO RAPE YOU.
ALRIGHT BYE.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Clearly, the outraged stay-at-home moms who read tabloid headlines in the grocery store are in a much better position to assess her guilt than the jury.
I, for one, am glad to live in a country where you can't be executed just because lots of people think you are guilty.
I'd go as far as to say that she's probably guilty.
But, the problem is that the evidence the prosecution was able to produce could, at best, lead a reasonable person to the conclusion that she's probably guilty.
Thankfully, we don't live under a legal system where "she probably did it" is enough for a conviction.