i am! imma gonna be a 50's housewife. i bought an adorable apron and a fake pearl necklace and everything. there's a contest at work on saturday then im dressing up to go to a show halloween night
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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward
i went to a show at a bar and some suuuuuuper drunk lady looked at me from several feet away and yelled OHMYGOD and just stared at me for a few seconds before saying "YOU ARE THE MOST ****ING BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THIS PLACE". then she started massaging my best friend who doesnt like to be touched.
hooray for drunks!
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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward